Good times in High School with Ms Molyneux and Mr DeGraw. (Taken with instagram)
Guys. I found all my jerseys from Middle School and High School!
Out of the box. Into my life.
I had to shave this morning for a meeting. (Stop asking questions.) This is what I look like shaven. Incidentally, this is also what Milo Ventimiglia would look like if he were a chipmunk.
Haircutted and Stretched.
(Got my hair did, differently than I’ve ever gotten it before. And got my ears stretched. There’s a story to that, I’ll document it separately.)
Guys, I’ve wanted to gauge my ears since forever. And I want to get two full sleeves - one that creeps up my neck. This is a Photoshop rendering. Thoughts?
PRO TIP 3: Long day at work? Post work uniform: faux fur lined hoodie and undies. The end.
PRO TIPS:
If getting up before sunrise to make your rent in one day’s work, be sure to wear a bowtie. Additionally, if you have a hat that says “PANCAKES” and has a pom pom, it is a must-wear.