December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I fell asleep with an open pen in my bed.
Now there’s ink all over my sheets. If you LIKE this, I’m going to cut your face.
Dec 31st
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PRO TIP
If you’re trying to sleep with someone, don’t tell them about the people who rejected you. There are a lot of WHYs to this. I’m going to skip the WHYs. Just. Don’t. Do it.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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"Resolutions"
My friend Michael Ferranti, who is an Ayurvedic doctor, recently shared the following wisdom: “Be Gentle on yourself, New Year’s resolutions never work, just set your intention on having Gratitude & Loving Yourself !!” This is truth. So, rather than making Resolutions, I’m just going to try to shift some focus. I’m going to shift my focus to DO MORE OF...
Dec 30th
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I Am Packed →
For those of you who love Things Organized Neatly.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Books of 2011
This year was a slow reading year for me, mainly because I only read one book in Oct/Nov/Dec. But, here’s a complete list, in the order I read them. I’ve also included notes on “Best” and “Worst” books, of which only books I read for the first time and I finished are under consideration. The Road by Cormac McCarthy The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson ...
Dec 30th
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What was your favorite book you read this year?
Dec 30th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Set Fire to the Rain
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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“Complication in expression; simplicity in colloquium.”
– I say the weirdest shit on Grindr.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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I just ate the string that keeps the rock candy...
Because it’s Christmas Eve y’all!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
That thing where you want to unfollow someone but...
…Yeah
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Guys I just blew my own mind
I need to talk to Andrew about it first - just to make sure my hypothesis is correct.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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“Tan lines are velvet ropes.”
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Stellan Skarsgård
I know no one talks about this, but he’s PERFECT. Dragon Tattoo, absolutely. But also with everything else. Ever.
Dec 20th
WOOFs
I’m averaging just under 1 per hour. WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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