January 2011
100 posts
RESOLVED
Take full and utter responsibility for everything.
I won’t be late because Mercury is in retrograde: I’ll leave earlier.
I won’t clean the day before a big event just to “make room for something new:” I’ll clean because it should be clean.
I won’t close myself off “because I’m a Cancer:” I’ll open myself up.
Obviously life has...
December 2010
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We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and...
– Orson Welles (via kim-asterisk)
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Resolved
I can’t get tattoos. But if I were to get a tattoo, I’ve decided on what it would be.
Left wrist: MENDAX
Right wrist: VERITAS
There’s no ‘a’ in “whore?” When did that happen?
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The first time I set eyes on your Grandfather he was with Carl. But your...
– My Grandma, the kreeper
sirmitchell:
In A Christmas Story, Ralphie shoots the black guy first in his Lone Ranger fantasy. You be the judge!
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The Best Faces
Are owl faces.
I will not apologize for my drunken antics. So, if you’re waiting for one...
– It’s really because I don’t remember most or any.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,...
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We who make stories know that we tell lies for a living. But they are good lies...
– Neil Gaiman in his Newbery Medal Acceptance Speech, The Graveyard Book. (via incandenza)
There is no map and you don’t find your way out before finding your way...
chriskelly:
Oh my god, this is just such pure, wonderful hilarity. I laughed so, so hard at this.
purns:
Amy Rhodes writes for Ellen now, and was sent by the show to Universal Studios to go through their halloween haunted maze. So funny.
HARD TO WATCH Based on the Book “Stone Cold Bummer” by Manipulate.
– I want to go to there. And read/see it.
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Radiolab v This American Life
What? How do people even set up this comparison? There is NO competition. Radiolab WIPES THE FLOOR with TAL.
Only 3 more scenes left to write for this screenplay. I’ll be done by the...
– I can’t believe I’ll have basically written this whole effing screenplay in 2 weeks.
paintyhands:
For reasons of the heart
I’ve decided to take a painty pause
(a sabbatical of sorts)
and breathe my way into the New Year.
Dancing.
For & From <3 I dedicate this video to 2010
by heart,
Lula
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