me: rude rhymes with food!
me: hannibal… cannibal!
me: will graham rhymes with nothing….
sarah: will rhymes with kill.
me: O.O
Guys. Will Graham rhymes with Dill Ham. Which is a ham dish seasoned with dill. Yum.
(via sparklerdims)
this actually sounds like someone who made my sandwich at subway the other night…
(Source: hannibooty, via sparklerdims)
“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Take those phones you’re on, shove em’ up your arses, and go to work.”